Is this funny? I think not.

I am in the kitchen looking at the sample patch of the color that I want to paint my hopelessly white kitchen. Prince Charming comes in.

Prince Charming, in a you must be joking tone: You are going to paint the kitchen Avocado Green? I thought that went out with the 70s?

Me, in my I am offended tone: No! It is not Avocado Green. (In my superior get the details right tone) It is Guacamole Green.

PC: What do you think Guacamole is made out of?

And round one goes to Prince Charming.